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Name: sayings:
Name: Funny jokes
A man asks a farmer near a field, "Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:25 train."
The farmer says, "Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you'll even catch the 4:00 one"
Beküldve: October 21, 2018
 
Name: sayings:
Name: Short funny
A man is pushing a pram. A little baby is crying very loudly in the pram.
- Relax, Danny. Take it easy, Danny. Pull yourself together, Danny. - says the man.
A passer-by compliments him:
- It's amazing how nicely you are trying to calm down this sweet little Danny.
- You are mistakes. The baby's name is James. I'm Danny.
Beküldve: October 16, 2018
 
Name: sayings:
Name: Funny
The rabbit falls into the foxhole. He can see only the little fox.
- Is your father at home? - asks he.
- No.
- Is your mother at home? - asks he.
- No.
- Is your brother at home?
- No.
- Do you feel like a slap?!
Beküldve: October 16, 2018
 
Name: sayings:
Name: Short funny
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Beküldve: September 23, 2018
 
Name: sayings:
Name: Funny
Patient to his doctor: I have forgotten so many things lately, and it's getting worse. What can I do?
Doctor: Yes, this is a known illness, unfortunately it has no cure. I'd also like to remind you about the 1000 USD that you owe me?
Beküldve: September 23, 2018
 
Name: sayings:
Name: Short funny
A guy leans closer to his wife. Can you keep a secret? he whispers to her.

Sure I can, says the wife, becoming curious.

That's good, whispers the man again, so can I.
Beküldve: September 23, 2018
 
Name: sayings:
Name: Short funny
Darling, do you think I've gotten too fat?
Worry not my dear. Every good steak has some proper lard.
Beküldve: September 23, 2018
 
Name: sayings:
Name: Gif
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Beküldve: September 20, 2018
 
Name: sayings:
Name: Funny jokes
Sport

Are you aware of the fact how hard I have had to train to come last in this competition???
Beküldve: September 20, 2018
 
Name: sayings:
Name: Joke
- The spectators were sitting in their seats during the performance yesterday as if they had been glued there.- boasts a director.

- Actually, this is not a bad idea... - replies the other.
Beküldve: September 10, 2018
 

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