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Name: gif
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Beküldve: December 16, 2018
 
Name: sayings:
Name: POEM
Today, I found a mosquito, I sat right next to it and kept on buzzing so he would see what it's like, not being able to sleep!
Beküldve: December 14, 2018
 
Name: sayings:
Name: Funny
Three guys are stranded in a desert. By a stroke of luck, they find a magic genie lamp.

The genie grants each of them one wish.

The first guy wishes to be back home. Wish granted.

The second guy wishes the same. Wish granted.

The third guy says, It feels very lonely here now, I wish my friends were with me Wish granted.
Beküldve: December 14, 2018
 
Name: sayings:
Name: Funny jokes
A wife complains to her husband "Just look at that couple down the road, how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her, why can't you do the same?"

The husband "Are you mad? I barely know the woman!"
Beküldve: December 14, 2018
 
Name: sayings:
Name: gif
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Beküldve: December 3, 2018
 
Name: sayings:
Name: Funny
A young guy goes to see the priest as he wants to confess his sins.

- Father, I have sinned.

- What is your sin, my son?

- I have fallen victim to vanity. More times a day I look into the mirror and I admire myself how handsome I am.

The priest turns and looks at the boy:

- This is not a sin, my son. You are simply mistaken.
Beküldve: November 1, 2018
 
Name: sayings:
Name: Funny jokes
- Anyway, why did your wife leave you?

- She didn't want to live together with me in such humble circumstances.

- And she did not consider how rich your grandfather is?

- Actually, she did. You know, now she is my grandmother.
Beküldve: November 1, 2018
 
Name: sayings:
Name: gif
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Beküldve: October 23, 2018
 
Name: sayings:
Name: Funny jokes
A man asks a farmer near a field, "Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:25 train."
The farmer says, "Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you'll even catch the 4:00 one"
Beküldve: October 21, 2018
 
Name: sayings:
Name: Short funny
A man is pushing a pram. A little baby is crying very loudly in the pram.
- Relax, Danny. Take it easy, Danny. Pull yourself together, Danny. - says the man.
A passer-by compliments him:
- It's amazing how nicely you are trying to calm down this sweet little Danny.
- You are mistakes. The baby's name is James. I'm Danny.
Beküldve: October 16, 2018
 

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