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Name: sayings:
Name: Gabriel
A man goes to see a dentist he knows well because he has a bad toothache. He asks him to pull out his tooth but before this they decide to drink something so that the man can find his courage.
After the first shot the dentist asks the man:
- Are you brave enough?
The patient answers:
- Not yet, let's have another shot.
The dentist asks the man again after the third (fourth, fifth) shots:
- Are you brave enough?
The patient answers:
- I think yes, and if anybody dares to touch my teeth I will kill him.
Beküldve: April 8, 2018
 
Name: sayings:
Name: Gif
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Beküldve: March 16, 2018
 
Name: sayings:
Name: Franky
I asked my daughter if she'd seen my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad. The fly didn't stand a chance.
Beküldve: March 16, 2018
 
Name: sayings:
Name: Franky
A man asks a farmer near a field, "Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train."The farmer says, "Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you'll even catch the 4:11 one.
Beküldve: March 16, 2018
 
Name: sayings:
Name: Gif
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Beküldve: February 23, 2018
 
Name: sayings:
Name: David
What do you call the security guards who work at the Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
Beküldve: February 23, 2018
 
Name: sayings:
Name: David
Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold hard cash!
Beküldve: February 23, 2018
 
Name: sayings:
Name: David
Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window? Because he wanted to see me fly!
Beküldve: February 23, 2018
 
Name: sayings:
Name: gif
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Beküldve: December 30, 2017
 
Name: sayings:
Name: Franky
Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas party?
Because he had no body to go with.
Beküldve: December 29, 2017
 

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