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Name: sayings:
Name: Joke
- Here are the bear tracks. I will follow them and we will see where the animal was heading to.- says one hunter to the other.

- And I will go back to see where the animal was coming from. - says the other.
Beküldve: September 4, 2018
 
Name: sayings:
Name: Funny jokes
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Beküldve: May 20, 2018
 
Name: sayings:
Name: David
-Hey, we are always speaking about sex. This is so boring. Let's talk about something else.
-Ok, but what shall we talk about?
-Let's talk about music.
-All right. Have you ever boned a girl on a piano?
Beküldve: May 8, 2018
 
Name: sayings:
Name: Gabriel
For a headache
The husband wakes up his wife in the middle of the night.
- Darling, this is your painkiller.
- What painkiller?!
- For your headache.
- But I don't have a headache now.
- No? Then shall we shag at long last?
Beküldve: May 8, 2018
 
Name: sayings:
Name: Funny jokes
A guy watches the girl next door in secret through the window every night as she takes off her clothes in her room. One day his phone rings. The girl next door calls her.
- Hello! This is me, the girl next door who in the flat lives opposite you. I can't find my panties. Did you happen to see where I put them?
Beküldve: May 8, 2018
 
Name: sayings:
Name: Funny jokes
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Beküldve: May 4, 2018
 
Name: sayings:
Name: Frank
A man is really afraid of ghosts but one night he has to go across the cemetery, into the village. He walks carefully when suddenly he hears some hammering noise. He notices a guy who is carving the tombstone at a grave.
--God damn it, I almost got a heart attack... -- he tells the guy -- What are you doing here in the middle of the night?
-- I am correcting my name as it was misspelt.
Beküldve: May 4, 2018
 
Name: sayings:
Name: Frank
A boy and a girl have been dating for a long time. After a pleasant afternoon spent together, the girl turns to the boy and says:
--If you come to have dinner with us tomorrow, I will give you my virginity tomorrow night.
Of course, the boy is very glad to hear that and agrees. After he takes the girl home, he goes to the pharmacy, buys condoms and asks the chemist to explain him everything he has to know about sex.
Next day, when the boy arrives and the girl invites him in, the parents are already sitting at the table. The boy sits down and looks around then he asks the parents to let him say grace. So it happens. The boy prays for a long time with his head bowed. 20 minutes later the girl whispers into his ears:
--I have never known that you are so religious.
--And I have never known that your dad is a chemist...-- comes the answer immediately.
Beküldve: May 4, 2018
 
Name: sayings:
Name: joke
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Beküldve: April 8, 2018
 
Name: sayings:
Name: Gabriel
The woman is at the doctor's:
- Doctor, there is something wrong with my body.
- All right, take off your clothes and I will examine you to find out what the problem is.
- But I'm really shy...
- OK, then I will turn off the light. Please, take off your clothes and tell me when you have finished.
The woman takes off her clothes and calls the doctor:
- I'm ready. Where should I put my clothes?
- Maybe here, put them on mine clothes.
Beküldve: April 8, 2018
 

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